Ah, such is life in a matchbox.

If only I had a nose so fragile it would run away with a shoe horn, as my old transgender grandmother was fond of saying. My other grandmother would, of course slap her with a fish and bemoan the time they had spent together as man and wife. And not as they are now, wife and wife. How she had once been romanced with a tiny little rubber duck. And now this! I sent it to them both in their nursing home. it made her jump up and down so hard her old withered penis popped back out. We all rejoiced at the return of my much lamented grandfather.

freelens is a master... beautiful work!!

I cannot imagine how much joy was to create a marvelous piece like this! I wish my grandfather was alive to see this, he would clap with both of his hands and would have to use his feet in addition, so the clapping would bring a wonderful resonant sound to match your accordion! Incredible. So Austro-Hungarian. Bravo, sir, bravo!

Maybe we all could go together.

The lyrics demonstrate admirable rhyming restraint. Except what does he look like? A nimp?

That tune is the same sonic hypnosis that makes people hand over cash to the accordionman on the Paris underground.

On further examination, she's playing a concertina, not an accordion. I just worked out how to spell accordion, so now I want to use it a few times.

Never have I seen a conniseur put a hat on like that, brilliant!

I was a bit concerned that he was some kind of devo stalker. But when I saw that he had a small duck, I knew evertything would turn out well.

Its soooo beautiful. I love the way they walk, it reminds me of the jack hammer i had recently inserted into my anus casing me to walk in an almost identical fashion.
But by God the chick playing the squeez box is hot!!

WELL I'LL BE DUCKED !! ANY DUCK PLUCKER WHO SEES THIS EPISODE WOULD SOON BE SUFFERING FROM ACUTE UNCONTROLLED EPIPHORA [look it up you ignoramus]
THE VOCALIST HAS HOT MELTED CHEESE STUCK TO HIS VOCAL CHORDS , NOT A BAD THING !
I'LL DUCK OFF NOW !